You can hide from a lot of scary blockers—even on the outside—by getting low.
Sat next to an old lady on the coach and I’m reading a Behemoth article that has ‘bringing power back to satan’ in a big quote at the top of the page and I’m listening to King Diamond full blast on my ipod.
She looks horrified
English counties are just like states in America, except we have much wavier edges.
- Cornwall: England’s Toe-Nail
- Do that again and I swear to God, I’m going to Bristol whip you.
goats are literally Masters of Physics